Monday, 23 May 2011

Skydiving Dilema?

Paddy and Murphy are enjoying a Guinness in a quiet backstreet pub in the centre of Dublin, when Murphy starts telling Paddy about his skydiving lesson.....and his inability to jump...
The instructor said if you don't feckin' jump I'm shovin' this 14 inch dick up your arse.
Paddy askes "Did you jump?"
Murphy looked at his friend and replied "Only a little bit when he first put it in ".

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